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Lane Kim’s hair emancipation. Purple heads will not be denied.

— 1 month ago

My little brother is watching tintin in his room and I just heard him shout “Snowy! Noooooooo!”.
He’s 21.
He fuckin loves tintin

— 1 month ago

hugonebula:

Master glassblower and stained glass artist Loren Stump in California has wowed the internet with an extraordinary display of virtuosity. He created a “loaf” of glass, called murrine, out of carefully layered glass rods that, when sliced, reveal a painstakingly detailed work of art in cross-section.

"The most impressive thing about his work is that the resulting image can only be seen in its entirety after the murrini is cut…"

(via Artist Creates Glass Loaves That Can Be Sliced Into Beautiful Portraits Like Bread | Bored Panda)

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— 1 month ago with 29323 notes

So incredibly disappointed in my whole country.
Absolutely fuck all is going to change now.

— 1 month ago with 1 note

I wish voting was instant so at 10pm when the polls shut we all just knew

— 1 month ago

thisismyplacetobe:

A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn’t entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term  “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.

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— 2 months ago with 233366 notes

The greasy onion shart smell that made me boke in the shower stuck to me and followed me out :(
thats the opposite of what a shower should do wtfffff

— 2 months ago

Getting engaged on my cat from hell is the dream

— 2 months ago with 1 note

I’m rubbing down wood haaaa

— 2 months ago with 2 notes
likeafieldmouse:

Suzuki Harunobu - Flower Arrangement in the Ike-no-bo Style (ca. 1765)

likeafieldmouse:

Suzuki Harunobu - Flower Arrangement in the Ike-no-bo Style (ca. 1765)

— 3 months ago with 460 notes
libutron:

Some facts about Hummingbirds
Hummingbirds are unique amongst birds because of their small size (2 - 20 g or 0.07 - 0.7 oz ). 
With the exception of insects, hummingbirds have the highest metabolism rate of any animal on earth: elevated average body temperature (approx. 40° C or 104° F), rapid heart rate (up to 1,260 beats per minute), and high breathing rate.
They also have the largest brain (4.2% of the total body weight), the largest heart and the largest breast and flight muscles (30% of its total body mass) in proportion to body size than any other bird
Hummingbirds are the only living birds that can rotate its wings in a circle, allowing it to fly both forwards and backwards; fly up or down, move sideways, or hover in one spot.
Like other birds, they have no sense of smell.
Their feet are weak and are only used perching.
In the photo a White-chinned Sapphire, Hylocharis cyanus (Apodiformes - Trochilidae), a South American hummingbird species that is found in Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, French Guiana, Guyana, Peru, Suriname and Venezuela, where it is mostly sedentary (non-migratory). 
References: [1] - [2]
Photo credit: ©Almir Cândido de Almeida
Locality: Ubatuba, Sao Paulo, Brazil

libutron:

Some facts about Hummingbirds

  • Hummingbirds are unique amongst birds because of their small size (2 - 20 g or 0.07 - 0.7 oz ). 
  • With the exception of insects, hummingbirds have the highest metabolism rate of any animal on earth: elevated average body temperature (approx. 40° C or 104° F), rapid heart rate (up to 1,260 beats per minute), and high breathing rate.
  • They also have the largest brain (4.2% of the total body weight), the largest heart and the largest breast and flight muscles (30% of its total body mass) in proportion to body size than any other bird
  • Hummingbirds are the only living birds that can rotate its wings in a circle, allowing it to fly both forwards and backwards; fly up or down, move sideways, or hover in one spot.
  • Like other birds, they have no sense of smell.
  • Their feet are weak and are only used perching.

In the photo a White-chinned Sapphire, Hylocharis cyanus (Apodiformes - Trochilidae), a South American hummingbird species that is found in Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, French Guiana, Guyana, Peru, Suriname and Venezuela, where it is mostly sedentary (non-migratory). 

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©Almir Cândido de Almeida

Locality: Ubatuba, Sao Paulo, Brazil

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— 3 months ago with 829 notes

So my dad got this blood pressure measuring device thingy that I tried out this morning because hello, fun. My mum is a nurse so I messaged her asking if 93/65 is good and she messaged back you should not be using!!! Apparently it records all the numbers so I was like oh nooooo I ruined my dad’s numberssszszs all dramatically and told him worried he would be mad but he just laughed and asked if I had written my numbers on his sheet of paper he writes that shit on. I was so scared wtf dont DO that mother

— 3 months ago