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I wish voting was instant so at 10pm when the polls shut we all just knew

— 3 hours ago

thisismyplacetobe:

A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn’t entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term  “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.

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— 1 month ago with 185721 notes

The greasy onion shart smell that made me boke in the shower stuck to me and followed me out :(
thats the opposite of what a shower should do wtfffff

— 1 month ago

Getting engaged on my cat from hell is the dream

— 1 month ago with 1 note

I’m rubbing down wood haaaa

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
likeafieldmouse:

Suzuki Harunobu - Flower Arrangement in the Ike-no-bo Style (ca. 1765)

likeafieldmouse:

Suzuki Harunobu - Flower Arrangement in the Ike-no-bo Style (ca. 1765)

— 2 months ago with 459 notes
libutron:

Some facts about Hummingbirds
Hummingbirds are unique amongst birds because of their small size (2 - 20 g or 0.07 - 0.7 oz ). 
With the exception of insects, hummingbirds have the highest metabolism rate of any animal on earth: elevated average body temperature (approx. 40° C or 104° F), rapid heart rate (up to 1,260 beats per minute), and high breathing rate.
They also have the largest brain (4.2% of the total body weight), the largest heart and the largest breast and flight muscles (30% of its total body mass) in proportion to body size than any other bird
Hummingbirds are the only living birds that can rotate its wings in a circle, allowing it to fly both forwards and backwards; fly up or down, move sideways, or hover in one spot.
Like other birds, they have no sense of smell.
Their feet are weak and are only used perching.
In the photo a White-chinned Sapphire, Hylocharis cyanus (Apodiformes - Trochilidae), a South American hummingbird species that is found in Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, French Guiana, Guyana, Peru, Suriname and Venezuela, where it is mostly sedentary (non-migratory). 
References: [1] - [2]
Photo credit: ©Almir Cândido de Almeida
Locality: Ubatuba, Sao Paulo, Brazil

libutron:

Some facts about Hummingbirds

  • Hummingbirds are unique amongst birds because of their small size (2 - 20 g or 0.07 - 0.7 oz ). 
  • With the exception of insects, hummingbirds have the highest metabolism rate of any animal on earth: elevated average body temperature (approx. 40° C or 104° F), rapid heart rate (up to 1,260 beats per minute), and high breathing rate.
  • They also have the largest brain (4.2% of the total body weight), the largest heart and the largest breast and flight muscles (30% of its total body mass) in proportion to body size than any other bird
  • Hummingbirds are the only living birds that can rotate its wings in a circle, allowing it to fly both forwards and backwards; fly up or down, move sideways, or hover in one spot.
  • Like other birds, they have no sense of smell.
  • Their feet are weak and are only used perching.

In the photo a White-chinned Sapphire, Hylocharis cyanus (Apodiformes - Trochilidae), a South American hummingbird species that is found in Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, French Guiana, Guyana, Peru, Suriname and Venezuela, where it is mostly sedentary (non-migratory). 

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©Almir Cândido de Almeida

Locality: Ubatuba, Sao Paulo, Brazil

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— 2 months ago with 830 notes

So my dad got this blood pressure measuring device thingy that I tried out this morning because hello, fun. My mum is a nurse so I messaged her asking if 93/65 is good and she messaged back you should not be using!!! Apparently it records all the numbers so I was like oh nooooo I ruined my dad’s numberssszszs all dramatically and told him worried he would be mad but he just laughed and asked if I had written my numbers on his sheet of paper he writes that shit on. I was so scared wtf dont DO that mother

— 2 months ago

africanartagenda:

Nadir Tharani

Country: Tanzania

Style: Expressionist

Medium: Ink on paper

Fun Fact: He’s also an architect

Quote:

All the paintings and poems, the short and long stories, the songs and melodies, all the seminars, meetings and workshops this year and the next and the year after, all this preening and prodding will not change the world.

Paintings

A series of drawings on the arbitrary detention, harassment, beating, torture, rape and imprisonment of those who are seen as not conforming to the strictures of power – from fruit hawkers, children at school, voters, passengers, dreamers, strollers, to those who seek a more equitable life for all.

These Positions of Power, this alignment of the human body imposed by those who exert power, are postures that embody power relations in their raw form. They probably came into being with the foundation of states – though their visual depiction or representations are more apparent in recent times.

The numbering relates to Article 9 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 10 December 1948: No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile.

More at http://www.nadirtharani.com/

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— 2 months ago with 113 notes

farewell-kingdom:

Sculptures carved from egg shells by Chinese artist Wen Fuliang

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— 2 months ago with 110283 notes

zerostatereflex:

Kinetic sculptures by artist Laurent Debraux who works primarily with magnets, metallic objects and ferrofluid.”

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